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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 15:27
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
F1's Canadian GP will clash with the Indy 500 every five years - Motorsport.com
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
What is the best SPF 60 Sunscreen for oily skin?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
So they tried
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
346 Million-Year-Old Fossil Rewrites the Story of Life on Land - SciTechDaily
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Universal embezzlers naturally emerge in critical fermion systems, study finds - Phys.org
No way
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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